I dont know if anybody out there watches Conan O’Brian, but a while back he had this giant lever, and when he pulled it, a clip from Walker Texas Ranger was shown….Some of these are pretty funny…Here is a link to a video comprised of a few of the clips..

And probably the funniest clip from the whole Walker Texas Ranger bit, was this one below. Where Conan was actually afraid to show the viewing public. Good Times.

This clip was brought to my attention by a co-worker. But without cheating and visiting their corporate website, I want everyone to try and give an educated guess as to what this product is for… and remember… no cheating! The actual use will be released tomorrow on the wBLOG. And yes- this is an actual commercial that is being run nationwide in Canada & the US.

It appears that K-Fed (a.k.a Mr. Britney Spears) has a new gig. The aspiring rapper has been tapped to close the upcoming Teen Choice Awards, performing his single “Lose Control.” K-Fed’s debut hip-hop album, Playing With Fire is set to drop this August.

Owwww… I can’t wait!

This Past Sunday, in what I believe is pure bullshit, Miss Puerto Rico took home the honour of being Miss Universe 2006 (and Donald Trump’s wife for a year).

Check out the pics to make your choice, and see other contestants after the jump!

Miss Puerto Rico vs. Miss Canada

In a precedent-setting move, the Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario has revoked the liquor licence of the Docks, a waterfront nightclub and entertainment complex, over noise complaints.

This is the first time the commission has revoked a liquor licence based solely on the issue of noise — a decision that could serve as a warning to other nightclub owners.

The Docks, which can hold 10,000 partygoers, has long been the subject of complaints and frustration from Toronto Island residents, who have waged a 10-year battle to get the facility to turn down the music.

For years, island residents have complained about emotional stress and sleep deprivation due to noise coming from the nightclub — which is located within 750 metres of 250 households on Ward and Algonquin islands.

But come on… seriously… within 750 metres… that’s like people on Queen’s Quay getting all the clubs closed in the entertainment district due to noise… BULLSHIT… fucking move people… and they should know better than to expect quiet anywhere South in Toronto… jackasses… as you can tell I’m pissed about this.

Ughhh

I just have to post these pics because they are way too funny.

David Arquette confronted a group of paparazzi who were hanging outside his home hoping to get a picture of his daughter. And there’s nothing more threatening than when a guy in a pink shirt walks up to you and starts waving a towel around. That’s like the definition of confrontation. At least I think it is. I don’t really know what words mean.

More of David Arquette and his towel after the jump.
~Courtesy of the superficial!

Lance Bass is gay, and its a surprise to no one.

Perezhilton reports that our beloved Princess Frostylocks is coming out in the new issue of People magazine – out on newsstands later this week – and yes – Lance is getting the cover, we hear.

Here’s a toast to finally being able to clean out Lance’s closet which has been dirty for quite some time.

I can only listen to Dane Cook for so long and then his comedy gets tired to me. But this movie actually looks funny. Big surprise Jessica Simpson plays the role of the good looking blonde.

Synopsis

When slacker Costco worker Zack (Dane Cook) gets word that hottie checker (Jessica Simpson) will date the employee of the month, he snaps to it, but first he has to beat out the other male employees for the honor.

Jessica Simpson
Dane Cook
Efren Ramirez
Dax Shepard
Sean Whalen

For all those important calls when you are in the shower, or if you have a tendancy to drop your phone in the toilet alot, this cellphone is for you…Its the Sony Ericsson SO902iWP+